let's go through this ne!!!!
1. You were baited by Jun-kun.
YEA....MOST OF THE TIME!!!!
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2. anything over 49kg is “fat”
ME IS FAT!
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3. the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period.
THIS IS...DEFINITELY TRUE!!!
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4. you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you.
ALWAYS DREAMING ABOUT THEM WITH ME...KYAAAAAA
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5. you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
I NEVER DID THIS...WILL FIGURE OUT LATER :)
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6. only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes.
JUST SEEING ARASHI DID THIS...AND GET FAMOUS...HEHE
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7. you’re envious of the Arashi FC members.
A BIT...BECAUSE OF THEY GOT A PLACE IN ARASHI CONCERT...HUHU
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8. you’re envious of anyone that lives in japan.
YES...YES...& YES!!!
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9. every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times.
HAHA...YES I DID...BUT DEPENDS ON THE PV THEY HAVE.
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10. despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.
HELL..YEAH...I DID BUY THEM NE...
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11. the first kanji you memorized is ? - “arashi”.
NOPE...BUT..I LOVE ARASHI KANJI NE!
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12. and then the kanji of all the members’ names.
I REMEMBER JUN, RIIDA, AND NINO KANJI...MOSTLY. BUT I CAN GUESS THEM EASILY!
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13. when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”.
HAHA...I KNEW THAT PART...BUT CONCERN ON OTHERS TOO :p
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14. eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
ONLY RIIDA IS CRAZY ABOUT FOODS...AND ALL IS "UMAIIII"..HAHA
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15. when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie.
YEAH...I WILL REMEMBER SHO ...BUT MOSTLY..IS JUN KUN NE...IN BAMBINO
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16. no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV.
YES...I CRIED EVERYTIME I WATCHED AIBA READ THE LETTERS. A VERY SAD LETTER COMPARED TO NINO!
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17. you want a pet and his name is Momo.
HAHA..I WANT ONE..IF THE PET IS MATSUJUN...CAN I???
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18. you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
ERRR......YEAH!
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19. The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi.
ERRR.....YEAH TOO!
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20. the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period.
NOPE...IT'S A TOKYO UNI, BTW, I PREFERRED TSUKUBA UNI...KEIO IS COOL TOO!
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21. you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
NOPE
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22. you didn’t know Jun was the youngest.
I REALLLY.....KNOW THIS ONE!!!
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23. you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest.
ALWAYS KNOW THIS...HAHA...AND..HE IS..SAIKOU DESHOU!
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24. before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
I DONT KNOW THIS!
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25. one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
DEFINITELY TRUE...LAST FEW YEARS!
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26. you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed.
YES...OF COURSE
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27. no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full.
HELL..TRUE!
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28. you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
HAHA....DEPENDS...ON WHO I TALKED WITH :)
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29. your friends can put names to faces.
NOPE!
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30. when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
HAHA...YES...BUT...I DONT COMPARE MY BOY-FIE WITH JUN KUN! :p
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31. you wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive.
YES..YES...YES!
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32. spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
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33. there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner…
YES..DEFINITELY
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34. your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi.
NOPE...BUT..IT'S JUN KUN :p
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35. your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
YEAH...YEAH..LATELY..IT'S OHNO SINGLE (SHIZUKA NA YORU NI)
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36. Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
ERMP..NOPE....IT'S SHO KUN
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37. December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
YEAH!
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38. when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
YES...YES...BUT..CHOKE UP..BECAUSE THEY ARE..TOO FAST! HEHE
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39. when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus…
HEHE..NOT AT ALL...
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40. you’ve been jealous of animals.
NEVER!
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41. you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
YES..SOMETIMES...HEHE
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42. the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period!
ERMP..NOT SO SURE...BUT..NINO IS...A GREATEST ACTOR THOUGH
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43. short guys is DEFINITELY okay
HEHE...YEAH :)
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44. guys with bad skin is okay too
ERK..NOT SURE!
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45. guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too
HEHE...YEAH!
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46. Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno.
DEFINITELY
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47. sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
HEHE...NOPE
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48. therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
NOPE...
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49. Ohno should be a world-renowned artist.
HELL..YEAH
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50. you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
NOPE..I DONT LIKE KATTUN
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51. you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
YEAH...
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52. sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
HEHE.....YEAH
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53. you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
TRUE!
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54. you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi.
THIS IS...TRUE...BUT NOT MY FIRST INTENTION TO VISIT JAPAN! :)
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55. you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
HEHE...SOMETIMES
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56. when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
YES....
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57. Nino should be a professional song writer.
I AGREED
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58. the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
HEHE...I DONT THINK SO
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59. neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occassion.
HEHE...NOT REALLY
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60. when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.”
NOPE...
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61. your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
HEHE...MY PARENT TOO MATURED FOR THIS NE
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62. gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
NOPE...HEHE
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63. have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
YEA...THEY ARE...MY GOLD COLLECTION!
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64. when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you.
YEAH
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65. like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
HEHE...SORT OF LIKE THAT
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66. like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
GANBARRE!
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67. fancams are heaven sent.
NOPE
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68. you buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy.
HEHE...NOPE...NOPE...I LISTENED BOTH
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69. you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom.
HAHA....OKAY...
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70. many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
ERK..YEAH!
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71. you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Ayoi Yu.
YES...YES...YES! HUHU
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72. you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
NOPE
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73. Guys who paint their nails are okay.
NO FOR ME
NO FOR ME
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74. Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
YES
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75. Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
HEHE..YEAH!
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76. You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
*NOT ALL LIKE THIS ONE...HEHE
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77. You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
* HELL YEAH!..
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78. The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
DEFINITELY!
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79. Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
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80. Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
YEAH! JUN KUN ALWAYS DID THAT
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81. You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun.
HAHAHA.....CAN SAID..YES?? :p
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82. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
HAHAHA...ALWAYS ARASHI DID THIS...AND ONLY THEM IS ACCEPTABLE! :)
P/s: thanks kwee ling for this. hehe...:)
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Guys who paint their nails are okay.
it was jun!.. =D
most welcome akaq faz.. =))
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